Dyno Tuning – We Get Every Ounce of Power Your Bike Has Been Hiding
You rolled in with a lazy, gutless, factory-choked pig that’s been lying to you since day one. We’re about to make it confess.
We slam that bastard on our dyno, chain it down like it owes us money, and rip the truth out of it. Wideband O2 screaming, eddy-current brake locked, zero mercy. We see every lie—every lean pop, every fat bog, every limp-dick timing curve—and we punish it until it behaves.
Stage 1 slip-on princess? 200+ hp psychopath? Don’t care. M8, Twin Cam, Evo, carb’d Shovel that still pisses 110 octane—we’ve murdered them all and made them faster than your balls can handle.
We own every tuner on the planet: ThunderMax │ Power Vision │ Target Tune │ Power Commander │ Direct Link │ Screamin’ Eagle │ whatever half-ass flash you’re currently crying about. Bring it. We’ll turn it into a weapon.
Every TMF tune is a public execution:
- Before/after sheets so brutal you’ll feel sorry for the old numbers
- Street logs from hell—wind, hills, 100-degree heat, we beat it until it lives in the real world
- Final pulls until the AFR is perfect and the rear tire’s begging for mercy
You still running some mail-order map from a forum hero? Cute. Keep that weak shit in your garage with the rest of your excuses.
Roll in here. Watch us turn your bike into a rabid, fire-breathing monster that’ll humiliate anything with two wheels and a prayer.
Strap it down or stay in the slow lane with the rest of the cowards. TMF Dyno – Where your bike comes to die… and gets resurrected as a goddamn king.